It's a well known fact. All the best bloggers have big massive gaps when they don't publish a post for coming close to two months. You didn't know that? You should. It's the sign of a really professional blogger. Seriously.
In my defense, I've spent more than half of that time without my laptop. And a lot of the rest of the time I've been asleep. And the rest of the time?
I wanna have some resemblance of a life you know. I wanna DO things (like pretend I can cook). I don't wanna spend all my spare time glued to my laptop. Especially as sometimes it doesn't work. (It's nearing retirement age. Laptops do not have to work till they are 65.)
Although in a unexpected twist, it was a problem with the router which meant that I couldn't blog last night. It did said to fix the problem with the wireless connection I should try connecting it up with a cable. Little laptop, you and me are going to have a little chat about the meaning of the word WIRELESS. It means WITHOUT a wire or a cable.
So do you like my nails. I think that I had these in about November.
Yeah, I really am that behind. Just wait till you get the post on my New Years resolutions.
These nails were painted red with a little bit of glitz to match the Boots Christmas catalogue. How about, because it's February, we pretend that they are to match the Canadian men's hockey team, because they are currently (as I write) winning the gold medal match.
My aunt did these for me. (You can tell, they are so much better than anything that me and my Mom try and do.) She very kindly used her polish, because she has a lot more than me.
Do you not find, that with nail polish, you want quite a few so that you have a wide range to choose from, but if you have a lot, you're alternating and so you don't use each individual one all that much, and then they get old and claggy. It's just a loose loose situation. Unlike the hockey match, where both teams are guaranteed to at least have a silver.
Yeah, I'm supporting Canada.
If any body asks.
Please don't anybody ask.